“Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely?'” MenWayLooksHumorFunnyBabyLovelyBreasts Author:Dylan Moran
“Children are very overprotected now, in lots of ways. We're very nervous about them. You know, people go, "Don't go outside! Or inside! Get into the cupboard with some spinach!" When I was a child they'd kick you out and you weren't expected to come back until there were bats!” PeopleKnowsWayChildrenHumorFunnyExpectedNervousKicksBatsCupboardsSpinach Author:Dylan Moran
“I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother.” WayYearsDoneCoupleDrunkChairsGrandmotherRocking Chairs Author:Dylan Moran
“You have to assume that you're talking to the most intelligent, tuned-in audience you could ever get. That's the way you're going to get the best out of people. Whether they know you or not shouldn't matter for comedy. They should get to know you pretty quickly. and they should be having a good time pretty quickly.” PeopleKnowsWayShouldMatterTalkingAudienceComedyIntelligentAssumingGood TimesHaving A Good Time Author:Dylan Moran
“Of course people are angry. Generation upon generation had jobs at steel mills or whatever - things were going on and it looked like it would always be that way. And then there's these cataclysmic changes and people find themselves out on their arse and they're angry and they want answers. But one thing that's for sure is that those answers will not come in the form of Donald J. Trump.” PeopleWayWantJobsFormCoursesAnswersGenerationsOne ThingTrumpAngrySteelMillsArses Author:Dylan Moran
“In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.” WayDifferentCreaturesDifferent Ways Author:Dylan Moran
“Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.” ThinkingWayBookBlackTraditionalOld FashionedTheatricalSitcomFormatBlack Books Author:Dylan Moran
“I wanted to show off - a simple impulse or drive; in much the same way as some kids wanted to play football, I wanted to show off. Not complicated in that sense, very natural; it just depends on how you want to show off.” WayWantPlayShowsKidsWantedNaturalSimpleFootballDependsComplicatedImpulseShowing Off Author:Dylan Moran
“Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.” WayHumorFunnyDrinkPhonesCopTequila Author:Dylan Moran
“You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a wall, but if somebody's giving you stuff, if somebody's talking, giving you their take on things, what makes you laugh, generally speaking, is going to be somebody who is telling it in an angry way.” IfsWayGivingStuffWalksTalkingLaughingWallAngryInnocentNaiveMake You Laugh Author:Dylan Moran
