“You're never going to go. Why would you go? It's a disgusting place. It's always wet even when it's dry. There's nothing there. Farmers aren't really people, you know this. They're just necessary, we need somebody to kill cows.” PeopleKnowsNeedsHumorFunnyDryFarmersCowsWetDisgusting Author:Dylan Moran
“It probably says something really clinically terrible about my character that I need to get up on a stage and go 'Ra ra ra' in front of people.” PeopleNeedsCharacterStageFrontsTerribleGet Up Author:Dylan Moran
“I dislike both of [candidates] but there's obviously no choice in the election - if you're concerned about the future of anything, you need to vote for Hillary Clinton.” IfsNeedsChoicesConcernedVoteElectionClintonCandidatesDislike Author:Dylan Moran
“People do need a social license to go, "Ha ha ha," and have a good time. It's a strange thing. There's a lot of social ritual around comedy and laughter. It's a bonding experience for groups, but nobody can tell you much about how funny somebody is. Sometimes people just need to be in a group and be laughing together, just like they need to be in a group in watching some really terrifying film.” PeopleNeedsSometimesTogetherFilmSocialLaughingComedyGroupsStrangeLaughterGood TimesRitualLicenseHaving A Good TimeStrange ThingsBondingLaughing Together Author:Dylan Moran
“I'm really not big on nationalism, to be honest with you. I really don't think it gets people anywhere except near a pile of dead bodies. I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.” PeopleThinkingNeedsBodyBigsHonestYeahGet UpBeing HonestNationalismSoapbox Author:Dylan Moran
“When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'” NeedsChildrenEnoughCleanToiletsJamTarts Author:Dylan Moran
“I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.” NeedsHealthyRight NowCynicismInjection Author:Dylan Moran
“I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.” NeedsYeahGet UpSoapbox Author:Dylan Moran
“I write all the time, but you just want to be careful what you put out. That's all. You want to have the confidence that you've done what you need to do to it, because otherwise it's an exercise in vanity.” WantNeedsWritingDoneExerciseCarefulVanityBe Careful Author:Dylan Moran
