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This book is a compilation of the author's thoughts and observations on various topics, offering a humorous take on everyday life and human nature.
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“The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.”
“Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.”
“The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.”
“I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.”
“I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.”
“I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.”
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.”
“I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.”
“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.”
“In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.”
“I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.”
“Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.”
“If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?”
“Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.”
“Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.”
“Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.”
“The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.”
“The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.”