“When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters.” FirstsWatchesWinterRobins Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“My family originally lived in Brooklyn. Our first apartment was a little place above my father and uncle's hardware store in Coney Island. Now, don't get the impression that we were surrounded by merry-go-rounds, roller coasters and Ferris wheels. Nope, this was a little side street.” FirstsLittlesFatherSidesStreetsMy FamilyRoundsStoresImpressionIslandsWheelsApartmentUnclesMerryBrooklynHardwareRoller CoasterCoastersMerry Go RoundFerris WheelsConey Island Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“Every time you open the paper now, there seems to be another celebrity getting arrest for masturbation. First, it was Peewee Herman and then George Michael. If masturbation's a crime, I should be on death row.” IfsShouldFirstsSeemsCrimePaperMasturbationDeath Row Author:Gilbert Gottfried
