“The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.” GivenPressureComedianBeing FunnyNo Pressure Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions.” PeopleGivingPoliticalOpinionMinutesClaimsComedianBeing Funny Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny, dont laugh. Or you could possibly go as far as groaning or rolling your eyes. Then you wait for his next joke; if thats funny, then you laugh. If its not, you dont laugh - or at very worst, you can leave quietly.” IfsEyeNextWaitingLaughingWorstJokesComedianRollingGroaning Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“Back when Jerry Seinfeld was just another comedian hanging around the clubs, I'd imitate him to amuse myself and the other comics. The club owners would say, 'What are you doing that for? Nobody knows him.'” KnowsClubsComedianOwnersNobody KnowsBack WhenJerryHanging Around Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work 'blue.' If you don't want to hear a joke that's blue, you shouldn't go to a comedy club where a comedian who makes blue jokes is performing.” IfsWantUseKidsComedyNiceJokesBlueClubsComedianPerformingBad WordComedy Clubs Author:Gilbert Gottfried
