“I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner.” IfsSaidShowsPartyDinnerAlsAl Qaeda Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.” PeopleIfsShowsPicksHittingRemote Control Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.” ShowsRealityExposureReality Shows Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your window is the Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, the pyramids are right there. In the movies, every hotel has a monument right outside your window. My hotel rooms overlook the garbage dumpster in the back alley.” IfsShowsWishRoomsTvsWindowParisHotelTowersTv ShowsEgyptGarbageMonumentPyramidsAlleysHotel RoomsEiffel TowerEiffelDumpstersBack Alleys Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me.” MomentsShowsRememberSongFeltPartyCrowdsReactionsHillsHotelSpeakersCopPremieresBeverly HillsShow Biz Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“One thing I can take credit for, along with the rest of show business, is when the red ribbons were out, we cured AIDS. Any advancements that came towards fighting AIDS were not done by scientists or doctors - it was people with little ribbons on their lapels.” PeopleLittlesI CanDoneShowsFightingOne ThingRedDoctorsScientistCreditAidsShow BusinessAdvancementRibbonsRed Ribbon Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“You can say "ass," but you can't say "asshole." That's why I always cringe when a character in a TV show refers to someone as an "ass." Unless you're British, calling someone an ass really doesn't work. But those are the rules of television. You can be a dirtbag, but not a scumbag.” CharacterShowsTelevisionTvsCallingBritishAssTv ShowsCringeScumbagsCalling SomeoneDirtbags Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.” ChildrenDoneWholeShowsMarriedBunchFoxesFunny MarriageMarried With Children Author:Gilbert Gottfried
