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Comedian

Gilbert Gottfried is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and mimicry skills. Born on February 28, 1955, he has achieved success in various comedy fields since the 1970s.

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Famous Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

“Comedy historians take note: this Gottfried character doesn't have the best eye for detail - and, for a Jew, he doesn't have the best eye for retail, either.”

Character Eye Comedy Notes Jew Details Historian Retail Eye For Detail

Book:Rubber Balls and Liquor

Source: Rubber Balls and Liquor

“I've never understood people who say they're not a practicing Jew. You never hear a black guy say he's not a practicing African-American. What does it even mean?”

People Mean Doe Guy Black Understood Jew African American Black Guys

Book:Rubber Balls and Liquor

Source: Rubber Balls and Liquor

“What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.”

Racism Jew Hebrew Tsunami

Author:Gilbert Gottfried

“Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.”

Wells Play Jew Parrots

Author:Gilbert Gottfried

About the Author

Born: February 28, 1955
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 86

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