“If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'” IfsWorldWellsWarCausesTerribleIf I CouldLunch Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in the world - they're gone.” WorldRealityUsedGoneTvsUsed To BeDestroyedOperaSoapReality TvSoap Operas Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“I found out about Jonathan Winters death a day after it happened. That seems wrong. A talent like his should be more revered. The world knew about Kim Kardashians divorce before she did.” WorldShouldSeemsFoundHappenedTalentWinterDivorceKim Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“The 'Phoenix Sun' did a list of the unsexiest men in the world, and I made it to number one. I beat out Bin Laden. He's a terrorist, hasn't bathed in months. I beat him out. To me it was a great honor.” MenWorldMadeNumbersSunMonthsHonorBeatsListsTerroristMade ItBin LadenPhoenix Author:Gilbert Gottfried
