“In the sea you've got to be constantly sort of alert. It's worse in the sea [than anywhere else in the animal kingdom]. In the sea you've got an enemy behind every rock.” AnimalBehindsEnemySeaRocksKingdomsAnimal Kingdom Author:Karl Pilkington
“I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.” HouseAnimalSawsDangerousPlanetsWanderPetMeant To BeRoamingHippoDangerous Animals Author:Karl Pilkington
“If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?” IfsAnimalInteresting Author:Karl Pilkington
“That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.” KnowsProblemTogetherAnimalFrogsFablesScorpions Author:Karl Pilkington
“People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?” PeopleIfsThinkingAnimalDependsDrugMonkeysTestedHeadacheAspirin Author:Karl Pilkington
“They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle... get it locked up.” PeopleLongIdeasThreeFoundWishBitsAnimalFeetHonestBeing HonestChickensLockedLocksSpidersJungleLocked UpRoaming Author:Karl Pilkington
