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Famous Karl Pilkington Quotes
“If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.”
“If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.”
“I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.”
“If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?”
“If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.”
“Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.”
“If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic”
“If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.”
“The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.”
“If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good”
“Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.”
“If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?”
“If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.”
“If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?”