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Television personality

Karl Pilkington is a British television personality known for his humor and genuine personality. Born on September 23, 1972, he gained popularity through his appearances on shows like 'The Ricky Gervais Show' and 'QI'.

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Famous Karl Pilkington Quotes

“The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.”

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Author:Karl Pilkington

“I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.”

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Author:Karl Pilkington

“I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.”

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Book:An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

Source: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

“I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.”

Should Problem Relatable

Author:Karl Pilkington

“A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau”

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Author:Karl Pilkington

“I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.”

Source: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

“Your dreams should never be better than your real life”

Should Real Dream Real Life Your Dreams

Author:Karl Pilkington

About the Author

Born: September 23, 1972
Known for: Television personality
Quotes: 196

Books & Sources

An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl PilkingtonRelated source material

Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The words of Karl PilkingtonRelated source material

The World of Karl PilkingtonRelated source material

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