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Television personality

Karl Pilkington is a British television personality known for his humor and genuine personality. Born on September 23, 1972, he gained popularity through his appearances on shows like 'The Ricky Gervais Show' and 'QI'.

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Famous Karl Pilkington Quotes

“But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.”

Ends Idiot I've Learned The End Of The Day

Author:Karl Pilkington

“The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.”

Thinking Should Ends Body Wonder Bottom Your Body The End Of The Day Headache

Author:Karl Pilkington

“People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.”

People Ifs Knows World Writing Believe Ends Dies Bees Documents

Author:Karl Pilkington

“I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.”

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Book:An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

Source: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

“it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.”

People Ends Bits The End Of The Day Annoying Rats Upbringing Squirrels

Book:Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The words of Karl Pilkington

Source: Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The words of Karl Pilkington

“If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.”

Ifs Ends Interesting Plans Interesting Things Some Interesting

Author:Karl Pilkington

About the Author

Born: September 23, 1972
Known for: Television personality
Quotes: 196

Books & Sources

An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl PilkingtonRelated source material

Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The words of Karl PilkingtonRelated source material

The World of Karl PilkingtonRelated source material

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