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Famous Karl Pilkington Quotes
“I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.”
“The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’”
“Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.”
“We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.”
“Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.”
“I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.”