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Famous Karl Pilkington Quotes

“I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.”

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Book:An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
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“She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?”

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Book:An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
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