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Television personality

Karl Pilkington is a British television personality known for his humor and genuine personality. Born on September 23, 1972, he gained popularity through his appearances on shows like 'The Ricky Gervais Show' and 'QI'.

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Famous Karl Pilkington Quotes

“I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, "I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be", then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, "I shouldn't be here!"”

Ifs Thinking I Can Would Be Bits Knowing Rubbish

Author:Karl Pilkington

“Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.”

Bits Gone Quiet Pirate Parrots

Author:Karl Pilkington

“Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.”

Bits Goes On Areas London Holiday Where You Are Lunch Beans Toasts Tapas

Author:Karl Pilkington

“I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.”

Wells Bits Impressed Taj Mahal Mahal

Author:Karl Pilkington

“You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.”

Knows Stuff Bits Newspapers Producers Cups Tea Cups Of Tea Lackeys

Author:Karl Pilkington

“I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.”

People Should Mean Sometimes Reason Running Bits Wonder Ems Hiding Panic Load Deep Down

Author:Karl Pilkington

“I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.”

People Ifs Thinking Knows Age Bits Know How Restriction

Author:Karl Pilkington

“it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.”

People Ends Bits The End Of The Day Annoying Rats Upbringing Squirrels

Book:Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The words of Karl Pilkington

Source: Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The words of Karl Pilkington

“They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle... get it locked up.”

People Long Ideas Three Found Wish Bits Animal Feet Honest Being Honest Chickens Locked Locks Spiders Jungle Locked Up Roaming

Author:Karl Pilkington

“Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.”

Ifs Littles Funny Dies Bits Food Cat Smell Comedian Pet Kitten Stink Cat Food

Author:Karl Pilkington

About the Author

Born: September 23, 1972
Known for: Television personality
Quotes: 196

Books & Sources

An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl PilkingtonRelated source material

Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The words of Karl PilkingtonRelated source material

The World of Karl PilkingtonRelated source material

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