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Television personality

Karl Pilkington is a British television personality known for his humor and genuine personality. Born on September 23, 1972, he gained popularity through his appearances on shows like 'The Ricky Gervais Show' and 'QI'.

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Famous Karl Pilkington Quotes

“You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.”

Knows Stuff Bits Newspapers Producers Cups Tea Cups Of Tea Lackeys

Author:Karl Pilkington

“Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.”

People Want Jobs House Social Stuff Media Social Media Odd Odd Jobs

Author:Karl Pilkington

“The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.”

People Thinking I Can Problem Stuff Relate Shops Sunday

Book:An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

Source: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

“I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.”

Ifs Funny Stuff Mouths Come Up

Author:Karl Pilkington

“Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.”

Wells Littles Stuff Born Baby

Author:Karl Pilkington

“If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.”

Ifs House Stuff Glasses Glass Houses

Author:Karl Pilkington

“We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about”

Needs Stuff

Book:The World of Karl Pilkington

Source: The World of Karl Pilkington

“I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.”

People Thinking Stuff Clever Rome Load Overhead Old Stuff

Author:Karl Pilkington

“We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever get to a point where all this is too heavy for the world to handle?”

Knows World Bigs Stuff Building Heavy Handle Boat Planes

Author:Karl Pilkington

“What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.”

Ifs Ideas Happens Eye Funny Stuff

Author:Karl Pilkington

About the Author

Born: September 23, 1972
Known for: Television personality
Quotes: 196

Books & Sources

An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl PilkingtonRelated source material

Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The words of Karl PilkingtonRelated source material

The World of Karl PilkingtonRelated source material

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