“I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.” KnowsArtEyePiecesBoredBuyingBuying Something Author:Karl Pilkington
“There was some women in a café the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her mate and she was talkin' loudly goin' on about "oh the baby's lovely." They said it's got, er, lovely big eyes, er, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn't sound like a nice baby to me. I felt like sayin' it sounds like a frog. But I thought I don't know her, there's only so much you can say to a stranger. I don't know what kept me from sayin' it.” KnowsSaidHandsBigsEyeFeltSoundNiceWeekFeetBabyStrangerLovelySatMatesThey SaidFrogsHands And FeetEavesdroppingBig Eyes Author:Karl Pilkington
“Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes.” PeopleEyeBlindBlind People Author:Karl Pilkington
“What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.” IfsIdeasHappensEyeFunnyStuff Author:Karl Pilkington
