An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of...
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“There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.”
“It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.”
“If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.”
“I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.”
Source: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
“The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.”
“From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!”
“The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.”
“And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.”
“I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.”
“When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.”
“That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.”
“But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.”
“I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.”
“I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.”
Source: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington
“If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.”
“I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?”
“People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!”