“There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.” LooksDoneMad Author:Karl Pilkington
“I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.'” WayGivingLooksBookSometimesEnoughBigsEnjoyHalfHad EnoughHalf WayBig Book Author:Karl Pilkington
“The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’” MenLooksTodayFunnyGoneHairElephantsLook At MeElephant Man Author:Karl Pilkington
“I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.” PeopleLooksMime Author:Karl Pilkington