“Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.”
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Famous Kristen Schaal Quotes
“You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.”
“Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.”
“Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?”
“If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?”
“The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.”
“Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.”
“I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.”
“One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!”
“I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.”
“If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.”
“Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.”
“As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.”