“Armistice Day has become Veterans' Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans' Day is not.”
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Famous Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
“Bad guys turned informer. Good guys didn't - no matter when, no matter what.”
“George W. Bush has gathered around him upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography.”
“I couldn't survive my own pessimism if I didn't have some kind of sunny little dream.”
“I never knew a writer's wife who wasn't beautiful.”
“If facts weren't funny, or scary, or couldn't make you rich, the heck with them.”
“I'm mad about being old and I'm mad about being American. Apart from that, OK.”
“It is almost always a mistake to mention Abraham Lincoln. He always steals the show.”
“Jokes have to be quite naked to be understood. They have to be quite simple.”
“You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind.”
“Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.”
“The hopes and fears of all our years are here with us tonight.”
“The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers.”
“There is nothing intelligent to say about a massacre.”
“Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop? Answer: That is bird poop, too.”
“This is a nation tragedy, of course - that we've changed from a society to an audience.”
