“If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low.”
Source: Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night
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Famous Lewis Grizzard Quotes
Source: Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes
“Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.”
Source: Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard