“Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.” HumorFunnyLife IsPerspectiveDiseaseSexuallyTerminalTerminal Disease Author:Lewis Grizzard
“The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.” ProblemMotivationalSuccessLife IsOpportunityGamesFootballBlockScoreMotivational SportsBest FootballInspiring Football Book:Gettin' it on: a down-home treasury Source: Gettin' it on: a down-home treasury
“Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” IfsLife IsLeadershipRaceDogExcellenceMy DogNever ChangeLife Is LikeSceneryCaninePoodlesPet DogFunny BusinessPoodle DogsPuppies And DogsFunny DogFunny LeadershipDogs And LifeChange Of Scenery Author:Lewis Grizzard