Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If Yo...
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“Chilli dawgs always bark at night.”
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“If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low.”
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“It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.”
“Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
“Spring time is the land awakening.”
Source: Gettin' it on: a down-home treasury
Source: Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard
“God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.”
Source: Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard
“If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.”
Source: If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground
“Let's all start walking more and driving less.”
Source: The Last Bus to Albuquerque: A Commemorative Edition Celebrating Lewis Grizzard
Source: Gettin' it on: a down-home treasury
“Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
“I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.”
“If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi”
“On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.”
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“Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.”
Source: Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard
“Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.”
Source: Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard
Source: Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard
“I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.”
Source: Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard
Source: Gettin' it on: a down-home treasury
“Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.”
“When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?”
“I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.”
“They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.”
Source: Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night