“I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.” MenHateFiguresHe ManAgingTake MePeace And HappinessUpstairs Author:Lewis Grizzard
“The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.” WayStudyFiguresProveSickRaisesDrinkingHealDelightfulFunny DrinkingCoca ColaBourbonElixirRum Author:Lewis Grizzard
“"Have you done your homework?" my mother would ask. "I'll do it later." "You will do it now, young man. I don't want you winding up on the third shift at Flagg-Utica." Flagg-Utica was a local textile plant. Somehow, I never could figure how failing to read three chapters in my geography book about the various sorts of vegetation to be found in a tropical rain forest had anything to do with facing a life as a mill hand. But with enough guilt and fear as catalysts, you can read anything, even geography books and Deuteronomy.” MenWantBookDoneEnoughHandsYoungMotherThreeAsksFoundFearFailingFiguresRainThirdsGuiltPlantVariousMotherhoodLocalsForestsYoung ManChaptersGeographyHomeworkMillsCatalystTropicalVegetationTextilesWinding Up Author:Lewis Grizzard
