“If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low.”
Source: Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night
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Famous Lewis Grizzard Quotes
“If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.”
Source: If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground
“Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
“If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi”
Source: Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes
“Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.”