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Lewis Grizzard was a renowned American writer, born on October 20, 1946, and passed away on March 20, 1994. Known for his humorous and satirical writing style, his works have been greatly appreciated by readers.

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Famous Lewis Grizzard Quotes

“Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.”

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“Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”

“You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'”

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“I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.”

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“There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.”

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Book:Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes

Source: Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes

About the Author

Born: October 20, 1946
Died: March 20, 1994
Known for: Writer
Quotes: 39

Books & Sources

Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis GrizzardRelated source material

Gettin' it on: a down-home treasuryRelated source material

Chili Dawgs Always Bark at NightRelated source material

Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got EyesRelated source material

Don't Forget to Call Your Mama--: I Wish I Could Call MineRelated source material

If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the GroundRelated source material

The Last Bus to Albuquerque: A Commemorative Edition Celebrating Lewis GrizzardRelated source material

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