“A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.” HumorBooksPhotographyIntellectualHumorousQuotePhotographerBrandingPersonal BrandingProfessionalismIntellectualismProfessionalPictureHumor QuotesIntellectualsPhotoFunny QuoteQuotableHumor QuotePeekingBookshelfPeekBusiness HumorHeadshotProfile PictureRestraining OrderProfile Pic Author:Ryan Lilly
“I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees.” HumorFunnyFriendsDegreesHotFriendModelingNetworkingHumorous QuotesPlayboyBoilingNetworkModelHumor QuotesDegreeHumorous QuoteHumor QuoteMagazine Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee.” WritingBookFunnyBooksCoffeeAuthorWriteCritiqueHumor QuotesHumor QuoteAuthoringCritiques Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
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“I like to go to Starbucks and watch the intellectuals. I observe them and their intellectualness. They in turn observe me drinking coffee and being a creeper.” IntellectualCoffeeHuman BehaviorSociologyHumorous QuotesStarbucksObserveHumor QuotesHuman BehaviourIntellectualsSocial BehaviorHumor QuoteCreepersCreeper Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading