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“The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.”

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Author:Ryan Lilly

“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?”

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Book:Write like no one is reading

Source: Write like no one is reading

“I’ve written for the waste basket so often that we’ve become friends. He writes too, but it’s mostly garbage.”

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Author:Ryan Lilly

“Jean-Baptiste Say may have coined the term 'entrepreneur' but he totally missed the opportunity to put it on a t-shirt and sell it.”

“I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment.”

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Author:Ryan Lilly

“I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees.”

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Book:Write like no one is reading

Source: Write like no one is reading

“I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee.”

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Book:Write like no one is reading

Source: Write like no one is reading

“I enjoy self-publishing & sending publishers rejection letters. They're like, 'Who is this guy?' And I'm like, 'the end of your industry.”

Source: Write like no one is reading

“Do billboard salesmen record their sales on charts? If so, who's at the top of the billboard charts for billboard sales?”

“Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he’s like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays.”

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Book:#Networking is people looking for people looking for people

Source: #Networking is people looking for people looking for people

“The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.”

Source: Write like no one is reading

“Yesterday is a pile of rubble. Today is a pile of opportunity. Life takes a new dump each morning”

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Author:Ryan Lilly

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