“A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, containing a fool and his wife who didn't know enough to stay in the city.” KnowsEnoughTermCitiesWifeFoolNotesFarmsShort TermPatchesContainingNettles Author:S. J. Perelman
“Santa Barbara people are conservative-not like in L.A., where everybody wears rhinestones on their glasses to show that they own an airplane factory.” PeopleShowsCitiesGlassesConservativeFactoriesAirplaneSantaBarbaraSanta Barbara Author:S. J. Perelman