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“Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul's body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca.” Has BeensBodyHumorFunnyBoysFoolEarsIntellectFoolishnessPursesHumourous Author:S. J. Perelman