“Do you know anything at all that nobody else knows or, for that matter, gives a damn about? If you do, then sit tight, because one of these days you're going to Hollywood as a technical supervisor on a million dollar movie.” IfsKnowsGivingMatterFunnyMillionsHollywoodDollarsThese DaysCaliforniaDamnDo You KnowMillion DollarsSupervisors Author:S. J. Perelman
“"In France," Marcel said with wintry dignity, "accidents occur in the bedroom, not the kitchen."” SaidFunnyDignityAccidentsFranceKitchenBedroom Author:S. J. Perelman
“FREEDLEY: Will I feel better after I take it? DR. FITCH (coldly): I, am a physician, Freedley, not an astrologer. If you want a horoscope, there's a gypsy tearoom over on Lexington Avenue.” IfsWantFeelsHumorFunnyMedicineFeel BetterPhysiciansDrsAvenuesGypsyHoroscopesLexington Author:S. J. Perelman
“I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation's laws.” GivingWritingCareFunnyBeautifulLawScienceGirlNationsWaitingHalfScientistGive MeMadBottomProfessionI Don't CareIndifferenceAtomsDozenI CareVeilsVocationLaboratoryBeautiful GirlChimpanzeesMad Scientist Author:S. J. Perelman
“I cannot recall a more engaging passage in fiction, and I've been trying for almost eighteen seconds.” TryingHumorFunnyFictionCriticismCriticsSecondsPassagesRecallsEngagingEighteen Author:S. J. Perelman
“We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries.” TryingAgeFunnyHumorousCautiousArteriesBe CautiousRoosters Author:S. J. Perelman
“Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul's body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca.” Has BeensBodyHumorFunnyBoysFoolEarsIntellectFoolishnessPursesHumourous Author:S. J. Perelman
