“I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation's laws.” GivingWritingCareFunnyBeautifulLawScienceGirlNationsWaitingHalfScientistGive MeMadBottomProfessionI Don't CareIndifferenceAtomsDozenI CareVeilsVocationLaboratoryBeautiful GirlChimpanzeesMad Scientist Author:S. J. Perelman
