“The dubious privilege of a freelance writer is he’s given the freedom to starve anywhere.” WritingGivenPrivilegeEditorsEditingDubious Author:S. J. Perelman
“One stifling summer afternoon last August, in the attic of a tiny stone house in Pennsylvania, I made a most interesting discovery: the shortest, cheapest method of inducing a nervous breakdown ever perfected. In this technique..., the subject is placed in a sharply sloping attic heated to 340 F and given a mothproof closet known as the Jiffy-Cloz to assemble.” MadeLastsHouseGivenInterestingKnownSubjectsSummerDiscoveryStonesMethodTechniqueTinyNervousAfternoonClosetsMost InterestingAugustBreakdownPennsylvaniaAtticsStiflingNervous Breakdown Author:S. J. Perelman
