“Do you know anything at all that nobody else knows or, for that matter, gives a damn about? If you do, then sit tight, because one of these days you're going to Hollywood as a technical supervisor on a million dollar movie.” IfsKnowsGivingMatterFunnyMillionsHollywoodDollarsThese DaysCaliforniaDamnDo You KnowMillion DollarsSupervisors Author:S. J. Perelman
“A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, containing a fool and his wife who didn't know enough to stay in the city.” KnowsEnoughTermCitiesWifeFoolNotesFarmsShort TermPatchesContainingNettles Author:S. J. Perelman
“I don't know where we're going or how we'll get there, but when we get there we'll be there - and that's something, even if it's nothing.” IfsKnows Author:S. J. Perelman
“If travel has taught me nothing more, and it certainly has, it's this: you never know when some trifling incident, utterly without significance, may pitchfork you into adventure or, by the same token, may not.” IfsKnowsMayTaughtAdventureTravelSignificanceIncidentsTokensTriflingPitchforks Author:S. J. Perelman
