“There is something about a home aquarium which sets my teeth on edge the moment I see it. Why anyone would want to live with a small container of stagnant water populated by a half-dead guppy is beyond me.” WantMomentsHomeWaterHalfEdgesTeethStagnantContainersAquariumsStagnant Water Author:S. J. Perelman
“I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation's laws.” GivingWritingCareFunnyBeautifulLawScienceGirlNationsWaitingHalfScientistGive MeMadBottomProfessionI Don't CareIndifferenceAtomsDozenI CareVeilsVocationLaboratoryBeautiful GirlChimpanzeesMad Scientist Author:S. J. Perelman
“I'm half Scotch-Irish on both sides, and when I lose my temper-brother, I go.” SidesLosesHalfBrotherTemperBoth SidesScotchBad Temper Author:S. J. Perelman
