“I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so eager to see it, like it was Christmas morning. When he got to the ticket booth it turned out there was only one ticket left; the manager was there and wanted to give it to me instead since I was famous. That's when I knew I'd hit it big.” GivingLittlesBigsWantedRememberLeftLinesBoysMorningFrontsManagersTicketsLittle BoysChristmas Morning Author:Zach Braff
“I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap symbol as my own so I could park in handicap spots. Deformed people should be honored to park so close to me. Meeting a celebrity like me may give them hope in their mistake of a life.” PeopleKnowsGivingShouldMayWantedMy OwnMistakeMeetingsLike MeSpotsSymbolsUpsetParksHonoredHandicaps Author:Zach Braff
“I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some professions like firefighting, construction work, and physics. But women are better than men at some professions, too, like elementary teaching, prostitution, and giving birth. Who's to say which is more important?” PeopleThinkingMenGivingFirstsImportantDifferentTeachingBirthSucceedProfessionPhysicsAcknowledgeDifferent ThingsConstructionProstitutionGiving BirthFirefightingConstruction Work Author:Zach Braff
“I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?” WorldGivingMy OwnGiving Back Author:Zach Braff
“Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she's saying. Come on, she's a woman. But still, it's very cute.” GivingStillsSometimesIraqExcitedCuteCrapVery Cute Author:Zach Braff
“People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in Garden State. I guess it makes sense, though. It gives people a chance to hope that they can become as great as me someday.” PeopleGivingWritingYearsStillsStatesChanceActingGardenMake SenseSomedayResolutionWowNew YearPointlessNew Year's ResolutionsGarden State Author:Zach Braff
“Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.” PeopleNeedsGivingMadeLastsDealsSeasonsStrikesEpisodesCheated Author:Zach Braff
“People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.” PeopleThinkingGivingShouldEnoughRunningFilmPresidentGive MeEnough TimeTime Off Author:Zach Braff
“When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you and they're always willing to give a heart to heart conversation. They actually bear the winter cold to ask for your petty cash with a smile on their face. Fudge those guys.” ThinkingGivingHeartFacesGuyAsksNiceFrontsWillingColdBearsConversationArmySalvationWinterStoresHolidayCashBellsPettyHeart To HeartFudgeWinter ColdSalvation Army Author:Zach Braff
“One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real doctor. But I'm also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.” GivingRealWantedGuyOpinionStreetsTvsDoctorsMedicalOne TimeThis Guy Author:Zach Braff
“It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.” GivingFansGive MeAdorationGive And Take Author:Zach Braff
“It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some acting tips?' 'Zach, will you let me blow you?' 'Can I have some cash?' That's when I made the call, that's when I decided seven was enough” GivingMadeEnoughActingOne ThingDecidedLet MeGive MeSevenEverydayStartingBlowCashPathetic Author:Zach Braff
“I'm really not one to brag, but I think my job is one of the most important things someone can do with their life. I mean, it really gives people a chance to live outside their means through someone else's vision. And I think that's something really great that I can give back to the community. Sure I could be a doctor or a lawyer, but do they really help anyone? Sure you can save someone's life, but can you really change it for the better? I'm not saying their jobs aren't important, just not as important as mine.” PeopleThinkingGivingMeanI CanImportantHelpingJobsCan DoCommunityChanceVisionMinesDoctorsImportant ThingsLawyerReally GreatGiving BackBrag Author:Zach Braff
“Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn't sway that way, you know?” KnowsMenWayWantGivingShouldWellsI CanMightHateI HateSomedayBubblesMarry MeWhy Me Author:Zach Braff
