“The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters.” WayWritingKindTwoPlayCharacterConversationLoudSchizophrenic Author:Zach Braff
“I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with my family in the back of a limousine and someone cracking a joke and us just hysterically belly laughing. It's how we always dealt with tragedy in our lives and I think it's such a healthy way to deal with sadness.” ThinkingWayMomentsHomeMemoriesDealsLaughingOur LivesSadnessHealthyJokesMy FamilyTragedyComing HomeFuneralBellySaddestLimousines Author:Zach Braff
“I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown.” WayKindPlayKidsSchoolSportsInterestMy OwnAttentionClassClubsTraditionalClownPublic School Author:Zach Braff
“So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do with my life, I'm lost and my parents are freaking me out, and what's the point? Every generation has a way of making that unique, but there are certain universals of that feeling.” WayMeanFeelingsCertainLostParentHellGenerationsUniqueUniversalYeah Author:Zach Braff
“A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.” PeopleThinkingWayOpportunityTragedy Author:Zach Braff
“I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's a liar. So what the hell's the point of a trial, y'know?” IfsKnowsWayWantHellFiguresClaimsTrialsLiarsWant MeFudge Author:Zach Braff
“The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.” IfsThinkingWayKidsIssuesClearWifeAdultsEmployeeHitting Author:Zach Braff
“Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I die, I hope to go out the same way I came in, but I don't think my mother would be into that.” IfsThinkingWayMadeWould BeLife IsMotherDiesBornWho I AmMemorableMost Memorable Author:Zach Braff
“I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State” WayStatesAsksFiguresGardenWarmExtrasGarden State Author:Zach Braff
“I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.” IfsWayWantedJobsSimpleOverqualified Author:Zach Braff
“Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.” IfsWayHas BeensStatesCharacterGardenHonestlyCould Have BeenGarden State Author:Zach Braff
“Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn't sway that way, you know?” KnowsMenWayWantGivingShouldWellsI CanMightHateI HateSomedayBubblesMarry MeWhy Me Author:Zach Braff
“The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.” WayLocalsBest WayTravel Abroad Author:Zach Braff
