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Famous Zach Braff Quotes
“I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?”
“Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.”
“I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog”
“I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.”
“I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?”
“I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.”
