“I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school [at Northwestern University].” LittlesKidsWantedSchoolFilmDirectLittle KidFilm School Author:Zach Braff
“I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown.” WayKindPlayKidsSchoolSportsInterestMy OwnAttentionClassClubsTraditionalClownPublic School Author:Zach Braff
“A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.” SaidKidsGuyForgetHeyForget ItHey You Author:Zach Braff
“Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.” ShowsKidsAsksFortuneInvisibleFakeInkAutographsSave MeRetardedMarkersInvisible Ink Author:Zach Braff
“Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?” KnowsHeartChildrenLongEnoughFeelingsKidsAbleBitsKnowingMy HeartFameCancerLocalsHospitals Author:Zach Braff
“I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of course, most people don't know I eventually got him back with my own show. I call it a show, really it's just an hour-long video shot in my bedroom featuring the two of us.” PeopleKnowsLongTwoShowsKidsRememberCoursesHoursMy OwnShotsVideoBrandsPunkBedroomRemember WhenBrand NewSprayTwo Of UsPorsche Author:Zach Braff
“Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do” WantImportantKidsSawsYeahInconvenientImportant WorkInconvenient Truth Author:Zach Braff
“I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.” KidsWantedMy OwnFindingsToughDna Author:Zach Braff
“The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.” IfsThinkingWayKidsIssuesClearWifeAdultsEmployeeHitting Author:Zach Braff
“I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray.” KnowsKidsPonderingBradEthiopiaAshtrays Author:Zach Braff
“I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better. If they win, I punch them in the face like any adult.” IfsPlayKidsFacesGamesWinningEasyAdultsConsequenceCompetitionBoardsEnteringBoard Games Author:Zach Braff
“I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.” IfsMeanLittlesKidsComedyDangerousGoldWhat If Author:Zach Braff
“When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of fashion, like polyester blazers with rolled up sleeves. We don't have to suffer them anymore so why are there all these little people running around?” PeopleLittlesRunningKidsSufferingFashionCreaturesTownsCircusSleevesBlazers Author:Zach Braff
“As a kid who wasn't into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the theatre community there was this amazing sense of camaraderie. Early on, we would go to rehearsals with my dad and I was like the mascot for the backstage crew. That was a big part of my childhood, so I dreamed of one day doing a play in London.” PlayBigsKidsSchoolFeltSportsCommunityChildhoodDadOne DayMy DadLondonTheatreCrewRehearsalCamaraderieMascots Author:Zach Braff
