“Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.” ThinkingShouldIdeasWould BeCousin Author:Zach Braff
“I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.” ThinkingShouldGuyNextShould HaveTransport Author:Zach Braff
“You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don't see the point in complaining. If the only role you can play well is a black dude, you're never going to get ahead in this town, and you should just accept it.” IfsShouldWellsPlayActorsBlackAcceptingCareersRolesTownsComplainingGet Ahead Author:Zach Braff
“I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them so wide? I never understood how these people were allowed to drive cars but they get these really neat chairs with wheels and they're still not happy, so instead of parking their wheelchairs in the designated spots, they upstage us normal people and get the best parking spots with vehicles that are clearly too sophisticated for them to be handling. Still, you should smile at a cripple, because it's the only bit of happiness they'll ever have.” PeopleShouldMeanStillsBitsCarNormalUnderstoodDeserveWideSpotsWheelsChairsVehicleSophisticatedNeatNot HappyParkingCripplesWheelchairsDisadvantagedParking Spots Author:Zach Braff
“So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.” ShouldMeanPersonsCertainLosesSawsRightsBlindGasStationsDriversPumpsGas StationsBraille Author:Zach Braff
“If you're dumb enough to volunteer for the army, I don't see why we're supposed to feel so bad when you get shot. I'm not saying we should throw a party or anything, but is it such a tragedy? If I'd gotten shot before I made 'Garden State', yeah, that's a tragedy, but some red-state hick getting his legs blown off? Come on.” IfsFeelsShouldMadeStatesEnoughPartyShotsRedGardenTragedyArmyYeahLegsDumbVolunteerHicksGarden State Author:Zach Braff
“I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.” KnowsShouldBabyTasteEatingHarmInnocenceDeliciousRibs Author:Zach Braff
“I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap symbol as my own so I could park in handicap spots. Deformed people should be honored to park so close to me. Meeting a celebrity like me may give them hope in their mistake of a life.” PeopleKnowsGivingShouldMayWantedMy OwnMistakeMeetingsLike MeSpotsSymbolsUpsetParksHonoredHandicaps Author:Zach Braff
“I think the [New England] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached by people other than me.” PeopleThinkingShouldNextTeamShould HaveSeasonsEnglandPatriotNew EnglandNew England Patriots Author:Zach Braff
“Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.” ThinkingShouldSticksProvenProhibitionEmancipation Author:Zach Braff
“It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping people that are going to die soon anyway.” PeopleThinkingShouldHelpingDiesOur TimeRacistHelping People Author:Zach Braff
“Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.” ShouldWritingMeanWaterStupidShould HaveLet MeWine Author:Zach Braff
“People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.” PeopleThinkingGivingShouldEnoughRunningFilmPresidentGive MeEnough TimeTime Off Author:Zach Braff
“You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can decide whether they want to celebrate me or Jesus. If you ask me, the choice is pretty obvious.” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsWantShouldChoicesAsksJesusObviousCelebrateAsk MeDecember Author:Zach Braff
“A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don't think it should be considered 'racist' to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.” PeopleThinkingShouldDoneEvilSouthHarmRacistColonialismSouth AfricaApartheid Author:Zach Braff
“I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'” ThinkingShouldTodayWrittenToday's Society Author:Zach Braff
“I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?” KnowsShouldStillsLastsMotherKissingCancerLast Kiss Author:Zach Braff
“If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!” IfsShouldMeanBorn Author:Zach Braff
“I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.” PeopleThinkingShouldPreparedRefuseRestaurantsMinoritiesTasty Author:Zach Braff
“Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn't sway that way, you know?” KnowsMenWayWantGivingShouldWellsI CanMightHateI HateSomedayBubblesMarry MeWhy Me Author:Zach Braff
