“I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "Scrubs" guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.” KnowsWantSaidShowsGuyKnownTvsLike YouSillyTv Shows Author:Zach Braff
“I'm a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don't know the difference and, let's face it, they aren't going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.” PeopleKnowsFacesGuySoundDifferencesBusyLike Me Author:Zach Braff
“A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.” SaidKidsGuyForgetHeyForget ItHey You Author:Zach Braff
“When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.” FirstsEnoughGuyGayMovedI RealizedGood Enough Author:Zach Braff
“I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.” ThinkingShouldGuyNextShould HaveTransport Author:Zach Braff
“I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?” GuyJesusWritten Author:Zach Braff
“I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.” WantKindStillsGuyChanceGayGood ManJerk Author:Zach Braff
“I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.” GuyCompareArrogant Author:Zach Braff
“When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you and they're always willing to give a heart to heart conversation. They actually bear the winter cold to ask for your petty cash with a smile on their face. Fudge those guys.” ThinkingGivingHeartFacesGuyAsksNiceFrontsWillingColdBearsConversationArmySalvationWinterStoresHolidayCashBellsPettyHeart To HeartFudgeWinter ColdSalvation Army Author:Zach Braff
“They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.” WellsLittlesGuyLeaving MeThat GuyChicksChick Flick Author:Zach Braff
“There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.” ThinkingPersonsI CanGuyCool Guy Author:Zach Braff
“One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real doctor. But I'm also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.” GivingRealWantedGuyOpinionStreetsTvsDoctorsMedicalOne TimeThis Guy Author:Zach Braff
“I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.” MeanBigsGuyRocksMy FriendsToughHandleThrownTough Guy Author:Zach Braff
“Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter” GuyJesusJewAwfulCarpenter Author:Zach Braff
“I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.” WantDoeGuySnape Author:Zach Braff
“Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so happy that I wasn't the one who got shot.” RunningGuySawsBuildingShotsYeahCopSay AnythingRifles Author:Zach Braff
