“I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "Scrubs" guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.” KnowsWantSaidShowsGuyKnownTvsLike YouSillyTv Shows Author:Zach Braff
“Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.” LittlesShowsBigsLondonTheatre Author:Zach Braff
“The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.” ShowsProblemBlackDoctorsSatire Author:Zach Braff
“Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.” ShowsKidsAsksFortuneInvisibleFakeInkAutographsSave MeRetardedMarkersInvisible Ink Author:Zach Braff
“I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of course, most people don't know I eventually got him back with my own show. I call it a show, really it's just an hour-long video shot in my bedroom featuring the two of us.” PeopleKnowsLongTwoShowsKidsRememberCoursesHoursMy OwnShotsVideoBrandsPunkBedroomRemember WhenBrand NewSprayTwo Of UsPorsche Author:Zach Braff
“Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.” PeopleThinkingSometimesShowsCoursesGreaterKillingGreater Good Author:Zach Braff
“You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.” KnowsTryingShowsWinningBitsWatchesSpecialLike MeCompareOlympicsCompetingContestsSpecial Olympics Author:Zach Braff
“When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why have a show about doctors when we could have a show about the real heroes, you know, like me?” KnowsRealShowsWantedBitsHeroDoctorsLike MeReluctantReal Heroes Author:Zach Braff
“I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.” MeanImportantShowsActorsActingTalentDoctorsSaved Author:Zach Braff
“I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not sound like much, but take a look at my surrounding cast and ask yourself, who's the real miracle worker?” LooksMayRealShowsTurnsAsksSoundTaughtMiracleBlindWorkersCastsDeafChicksMiracle Worker Author:Zach Braff
“Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?” PeopleKnowsWantNeedsShowsLinesEffortPovertyShapes Author:Zach Braff
“It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.” IfsShowsHalfTerrible Author:Zach Braff
“Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.” PeopleIfsKindLittlesStillsStatesFactsShowsSeemsAsksWinningHalfCenturyGardenComplainingCompareAsk MeOscarsPettyHalf A CenturyGarden State Author:Zach Braff
“At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That'd show that no-talent uncle tom.” IfsFeelsCountryShowsFacesFoundNumbersTalentAlbumsAccomplishRapTomsUnclesUncle Tom Author:Zach Braff
“The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.” ShowsFeltWorrySummerTheaterPursueShoppingNonprofits Author:Zach Braff
