“Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.” WellsIdeasDecisionBabyKillingUnwanted Author:Zach Braff
“You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don't see the point in complaining. If the only role you can play well is a black dude, you're never going to get ahead in this town, and you should just accept it.” IfsShouldWellsPlayActorsBlackAcceptingCareersRolesTownsComplainingGet Ahead Author:Zach Braff
“Well, I've thought about donating, but they get so many damn donations already. I read about one foundation that raised over 100 million dollars. Well where the hell did that go? For all I know every starving child has a 2 story house by now. Or maybe they're all raging alcoholics, like homeless people. Homeless people who are more effective when it comes to raising money. Who wants to support alcoholic children? Not me.” PeopleKnowsWantWellsChildrenStoriesHouseMillionsSupportHellFoundationDollarsRaisedRageDamnHomelessAlcoholicsStarvingMillion DollarsDonationHomeless PeopleRaising Money Author:Zach Braff
“Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I only had one quarter... Well I'd probably keep it actually.” PeopleIfsWellsTwoHateBlackWhiteSawsI HateHonestlyQuartersHomelessBeggingHomeless People Author:Zach Braff
“Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something.” WritingWellsDoeJobsEasyActing Author:Zach Braff
“If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.” IfsWantWellsCountryWinningFansElectionDemocratVotersConnectingWinning Elections Author:Zach Braff
“Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.” WellsWinningBiggerCds Author:Zach Braff
“Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.” ThinkingWellsHappensAmericaNeededSooner Or Later Author:Zach Braff
“Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will come to after I'm gone, but I suppose life will have to go on, right? At least everyone will still be able to watch reruns of Scrubs.” ThinkingWorldWellsLittlesStillsAbleWatchesGoneThis WorldGoes OnScareReruns Author:Zach Braff
“They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.” WellsLittlesGuyLeaving MeThat GuyChicksChick Flick Author:Zach Braff
“Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist” PeopleThinkingNeedsWellsBlackRacistWise People Author:Zach Braff
“When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band.” PeopleWellsMadeI CanPlaySufferingNextChangedSceneBandResponsibleHearingShockTerrificBellePivotal Author:Zach Braff
“I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?” WellsActorsVoiceBlameWalt Author:Zach Braff
“Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn't sway that way, you know?” KnowsMenWayWantGivingShouldWellsI CanMightHateI HateSomedayBubblesMarry MeWhy Me Author:Zach Braff
