Zach Braff Quotes

Actor

Zach Braff, born on April 6, 1975, is an American actor. He gained widespread popularity for his role as Joshua Platt in the television series 'Parks and Recreation', and won the Independent Spirit Award for his lead role in the film 'Garden State'.

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Famous Zach Braff Quotes

“I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school [at Northwestern University].”

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Author:Zach Braff

“I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.”

Wanted School Film Film School

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“I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so eager to see it, like it was Christmas morning. When he got to the ticket booth it turned out there was only one ticket left; the manager was there and wanted to give it to me instead since I was famous. That's when I knew I'd hit it big.”

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“If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.”

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“I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.”

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“When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why have a show about doctors when we could have a show about the real heroes, you know, like me?”

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“It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.”

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“I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap symbol as my own so I could park in handicap spots. Deformed people should be honored to park so close to me. Meeting a celebrity like me may give them hope in their mistake of a life.”

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“When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.”

Littles Wanted Train Bakers

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“I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.”

Kids Wanted My Own Findings Tough Dna

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“Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in the movie, and again, we never thought we'd get all that music.”

Wanted Scripts Cds

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“Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.”

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“I didn't necessarily have a total idea when I was writing the movie of where everything was going. I just wanted to have really realistic dialogue and write like people I knew talked. I tried to keep it very real.”

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“I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding me back and sucking? If I wanted that, I'd just walk on the set of 'Scrubs'.”

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Author:Zach Braff

“One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real doctor. But I'm also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.”

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“I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.”

Ifs Way Wanted Jobs Simple Overqualified

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“I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.”

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About the Author

Born: April 6, 1975
Known for: Actor
Quotes: 338

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