“I'm a film geek man. I love toys. I love everything in filmmaking, so for me to just be around this technology is just so cool to watch it being used for the first time, some of the stuff.” MenFirstsFilmUsedStuffWatchesTechnologyFirst TimeToysFilmmakingGeek Author:Zach Braff
“First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did it. It was so gross, though, it made her throw up, so I said I'd pay her another thousand to lick all that up, too. She started to, but for some reason she started crying as she was doing it, saying, 'I went to college! I have a degree!' Oh man, it was hilarious. I don't know if it was technically sex because I just beat off on her face, but definitely one of my most intense orgasms.” IfsKnowsMenFirstsMadeSaidReasonFacesCoursesSexPayCryCollegeThousandDegreesBeatsDollarsIntenseCracksChestsCrapGross Author:Zach Braff
“I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?” MenMeanEndsActorsRocksDirectorsBoatCompareCarpenterBetter Man Author:Zach Braff
“If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.” IfsMenWantedGivenTreated Author:Zach Braff
“Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.” MenGayBunchElevenGay Men Author:Zach Braff
“I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.” IfsMenWantFinePatientScriptsAidsIceEpisodesCreamIce CreamTurned Down Author:Zach Braff
“I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.” PeopleMenFirstsLooksMeanReasonCharacterBitsPlayerCastsLike MeRelateX MenEnsemble Author:Zach Braff
“Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.” PeopleMenSaidGratefulInstanceHelloReally Sad Author:Zach Braff
“I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some professions like firefighting, construction work, and physics. But women are better than men at some professions, too, like elementary teaching, prostitution, and giving birth. Who's to say which is more important?” PeopleThinkingMenGivingFirstsImportantDifferentTeachingBirthSucceedProfessionPhysicsAcknowledgeDifferent ThingsConstructionProstitutionGiving BirthFirefightingConstruction Work Author:Zach Braff
“I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don't think I'll ever get married...it just wouldn't be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her.” ThinkingMenLooksFactsSexEnjoyDoubtMarriedFairsMirrorsSexySpouseHaving SexCatch MeSexy Man Author:Zach Braff
“Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.” KnowsMenWorldHas BeensMightAmericaEvilIsraelMight Have BeenEvil ManWorld Bank Author:Zach Braff
“I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?” MenWantCan DoAss Author:Zach Braff
“So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn't deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.” MenYearsMadeCountryRunningFacesBlackFrontsHollywoodFavorsOld ManYour FaceCrapRunnersSyphilis Author:Zach Braff
“I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.” PeopleKnowsMenTryingStillsMatterPlayCharacterLinesCommonRolesCommon Man Author:Zach Braff
“It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.” PeopleMenPlayCharacterFilmLoserPunkDepressing Author:Zach Braff
“I don't think it's a black and white issue. If a man's family is starving so to speak, I don't think I'll hold it against him for stealing a loaf of bread.” IfsThinkingMenSpeakBlackWhiteIssuesStealingBreadBlack And WhiteStarving Author:Zach Braff
“Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn't sway that way, you know?” KnowsMenWayWantGivingShouldWellsI CanMightHateI HateSomedayBubblesMarry MeWhy Me Author:Zach Braff
“I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.” MenWantedFatherBecomingBarsCheeseburgerBar MitzvahMitzvahBecoming A ManKosher Author:Zach Braff
