“I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school [at Northwestern University].” LittlesKidsWantedSchoolFilmDirectLittle KidFilm School Author:Zach Braff
“Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.” PeopleKnowsLittlesIdeasBlindNo IdeaHandsomeFrustratingBlind People Author:Zach Braff
“Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.” LittlesShowsBigsLondonTheatre Author:Zach Braff
“Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.” ThinkingLittlesStatesCoursesNextHigherCitizensGardenCitizen KaneGarden State Author:Zach Braff
“I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so eager to see it, like it was Christmas morning. When he got to the ticket booth it turned out there was only one ticket left; the manager was there and wanted to give it to me instead since I was famous. That's when I knew I'd hit it big.” GivingLittlesBigsWantedRememberLeftLinesBoysMorningFrontsManagersTicketsLittle BoysChristmas Morning Author:Zach Braff
“When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.” LittlesWantedTrainBakers Author:Zach Braff
“When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people.” PeopleWantFirstsLittlesWinningTrue YouGrammy Author:Zach Braff
“I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.” IfsMeanLittlesKidsComedyDangerousGoldWhat If Author:Zach Braff
“Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will come to after I'm gone, but I suppose life will have to go on, right? At least everyone will still be able to watch reruns of Scrubs.” ThinkingWorldWellsLittlesStillsAbleWatchesGoneThis WorldGoes OnScareReruns Author:Zach Braff
“They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.” WellsLittlesGuyLeaving MeThat GuyChicksChick Flick Author:Zach Braff
“Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.” PeopleIfsKindLittlesStillsStatesFactsShowsSeemsAsksWinningHalfCenturyGardenComplainingCompareAsk MeOscarsPettyHalf A CenturyGarden State Author:Zach Braff
“I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.” IfsThinkingLittlesPersonsLongLastsRememberFightingSportsShotsLeagueWeekendBeneficialObesityBest PersonLittle LeagueLong Shots Author:Zach Braff
“When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of fashion, like polyester blazers with rolled up sleeves. We don't have to suffer them anymore so why are there all these little people running around?” PeopleLittlesRunningKidsSufferingFashionCreaturesTownsCircusSleevesBlazers Author:Zach Braff
“When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and after I'm done I'd just run out into the living room, or the dance floor, with all that bloody goop on my junk and yell, OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE NADS! Yeah, good times.” LittlesDonePlaySeemsRunningRoomsPeriodsShotsYeahTricksGood TimesBloodyVirginsSlow DownJunkLiving RoomSlowingDance Floor Author:Zach Braff
