A Quotes
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“Apparently when it's two people, it's quirky and funny, but when it's a person doing the same stuff on her own, it's rebellious and antisocial.”
Source: Bad Girls Don't Die
“Apparently when we enter the Earth existence, the third dimensional reality, we exist with a façade as actors playing various roles. For some it is the adventure of the experience, the journey. For others it is entrapment in an illusion that takes on all the qualities of reality.”
“Apparently with no surprise To any happy Flower The Frost beheads it at its play -- In accidental power -- The blonde Assassin passes on -- The Sun proceeds unmoved To measure off another Day For an Approving God.”
Source: The Works of Emily Dickinson
“Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!”
“Apparently, women mansplain also. She wants the advice I gave myself to be the advice she gave me so bad. Sorry, you don't get the credit for GOD's work.”
“Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse.”
“Apparently you have ample proof from experience that you're not going to stop world evil by debating your in-laws into submission, so it's okay to choose not to try.”
“Apparently you haven’t gotten the memo. I am the Ice Man. Rude, honest to the point of brutal and emotionally unavailable. Women aren’t exactly throwing themselves at me.” A pause. “Anymore.”
Source: The One You Want
“Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.”
“Apparently, 'conspiracy stuff' is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.”
Source: Dreaming War: Blood for Oil and the Cheney-Bush Junta
“Apparently, a cleaner at Tate Britain... threw out a bag of rubbish, accidentally we are told, that was part of an exhibition supposedly emphasizing 'the finite existence of art'... The cleaner evidently had no time to question the relationship of his or her being to the rubbish bag, and reached the right conclusion.”
“Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.”
“Apparently, a great deal of dark, unseen material exists, whose gravitational pull is responsible for the motions of the stars and galaxies that we see.”
Source: The Origin Of The Universe: Science Masters Series
“Apparently, an undocumented side effect of dope is a gross overestimation of one's own intelligence. Dopers become convinced they've hidden their stash so well a cop won't find it. They're always wrong.”
Source: Judgment Calls
“Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that.”
“Apparently, before we are born, each of us experiences a vision of what our life can be, complete with reflections on our parents and our tendencies to engage in particular control dramas, even how we might work through these dramas with these parents and go on to be prepared for what we want to accomplish.”
Source: The Tenth Insight
“Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her.”
Source: The Darkest Kiss
“Apparently, Daniel Craig said I'd be a great Bond. Daniel, why did you say that? Dropped me right in it! What an honor it would be, but also, what an indication of change.”
“Apparently, despite my awareness of its pejorative connotation, procrastinating is something I fall victim to quite frequently. I'm not proud of it; I'm just being honest.”
“Apparently, I don't want to take myself too seriously.”
“Apparently, I get facials and manicures all the time. I read this and think, 'Oh, I wish I did that!' I don't think I've had a facial since I was 19.”
“Apparently, I have a totally different sense of humour.”
“Apparently, I have good feet for ballet.”
“Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.”
“Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.”
“Apparently, I'm very good at firing a gun without blinking, which is unusual. That's why so many action characters have to wear sunglasses during shoot-out scenes. That's my party trick.”
“Apparently, I'm very, very popular in jails. They often ask me to come and speak.”
“Apparently, I've acted like a terrorist. But I'm not a terrorist.”
“Apparently, in the Avesta classical period no one would have dreamed of having a spiritual experience without resort to drugs.”
“Apparently, in the eyes of the law, my admiration of Justin Bieber is creepy.”
“Apparently, it used to be extremely common for families to have two parents. They stayed together because that’s what all the other parents did. Now there are so many options, so many different ways to be a family. So many ways to rip a family apart.”
Source: So Much Closer
“Apparently, myths become truths if upheld long enough.”
Source: Epic of Evolution: Seven Ages of the Cosmos
“Apparently, on New Texas, killing a politician was not malum in se, and was mallum prohibitorum only to the extent that what happened to the politician was in excess of what he deserved.”
“Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.”
“Apparently, Osama bin Laden was killed with money and phone numbers sewn into his clothing. So we got him right before he left for summer camp.”
“Apparently, sir you Chinese are far ahead of us in every respect, except that you don’t have entrepreneurs. And our nation, though it has no drinking water, electricity, sewage system, public transportation, sense of hygiene, discipline, courtesy, or punctuality, ‘’does’’ have entrepreneurs. Thousands and thousands of them. Especially in the field of technology. And these entrepreneurs—"we" entrepreneurs—have set up all these outsourcing companies that virtually run America now.”
Source: The White Tiger
“Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's movies.”
“Apparently, the fossil-fuel industry's strategy is to convince the American people that we should just burn all the way through the last of our oil and coal reserves.”
Source: The Green Collar Economy: How One Solution Can Fix Our Two Biggest Problems
“Apparently, the heart of opposition to new gun regulations is in the white community. Yet white people face far less daily violence with guns.”
“Apparently, the line you take on Israel trumps everything else in life.”
“Apparently, the most difficult feat for a Cambridge male is to accept a woman not merely as feeling, not merely as thinking, but as managing a complex, vital interweaving of both.”
“Apparently, the Obamas chose New York City because they've gotten so used to people trying to break into their house.”
“Apparently, the people in the [George W.] Bush administration who wanted to confront me on this could not spell my name correctly. They wanted to send a series of emails thinking that perhaps MSNBC was perhaps favorable to the Bush administration. They thought that they could send me a series of questions or talking points to disprove Joe Wilson with.”
“Apparently, the the only way to kill a lion is by rear naked choke. Personally, I’d just kick it in the head.”
“Apparently, the world is not a wish granting factory.”
“Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural solidarity has been cemented over a beer.”
Source: What's the Matter with Kansas?: How Conservatives Won the Heart of America
“Apparently, there's a little red demon dwarf that haunts the city, and before every major bad thing that's happened, it's appeared to somebody. Last time, he appeared in a Cadillac.”
“Apparently, there's something hinky about the new iPhones. They're not hooked up right. ... There's a problem with the antenna. They don't like to be held - like my ex-wife.”
“Apparently, there's this whole set of disgruntled people but obviously it's not my intention to offend anyone by changing the style of music that I've done.”
“Apparently, they believe they're gods.”