“I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked”
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All I Quotes
“I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.”
“I once did a - the first piece on Malcolm X that anyone had ever seen in the - white press.”
“I Once Didn’t Speak Up and Today I Don’t Shut Up”
Source: Nobody Asked: My Memoir
“I once didn't work out for six weeks. It took me for ever to get the weight off.”
Source: The Azanian
Source: Slaying Dragons: Quotes, Poetry, & a Few Short Stories for Every Day of the Year
Source: All the Way to the River
“I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab.”
Source: Joan
Source: Insomniacs, We
Source: Confessions of an advertising man
Source: My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut
“I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.”
Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
Source: The Dog Stars