T Quotes
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All T Quotes
“The only reason I have the career I have is that I didn't quit.”
“The only reason I’m convinced the sun will come up tomorrow is to give me sunburn.”
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.”
“The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.”
“The only reason I went to college was to play basketball. I injured my knee and couldn't play.”
“The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.”
“The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.”
“The only reason I'm coming out here tomorrow is the schedule says I have to.”
“The only reason I'm in fashion is to destroy the word conformity.”
“The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.”
“The only reason I've ever had to wear a hat is to avoid skin cancer.”
“The only reason in the world that I bought a computer was to look up UFO sites.”
“The only reason integrity should be a burden to you is if you enjoy being dishonest.”